Excuses, Excuses

Columbus Man's excuses for his poor English skills:

1. I'm always on the go and in a hurry.
2. Auto correct ur evil, u r good at times but I'm gonna win. Stop making me look bad or poking fun at others. I blame everything on you auto!

CM wrote on columbuzz:
"It is mesmerizing watching a car wash work."

OK then, that explains a lot.