Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Excuses, Excuses

Columbus Man's excuses for his poor English skills:
  1. I'm always on the go and in a hurry.
  2. Auto correct ur evil, u r good at times but I'm gonna win. Stop making me look bad or poking fun at others. I blame everything on you auto!
CM wrote on columbuzz:
"It is mesmerizing watching a car wash work."

OK then, that explains a lot.

76 comments:

Ticket-Taker said...

"It is mesmerizing watching a car wash work."

I heard he loved the special effects....but couldn't understand the ending.

Dude said...

CM #1: Bob and Tom are in #ColumbusIN at Marriott on 46 says sources.

CM #2: Apparently Bob and Tom aren't at the Marriott like the tipster said.

Great sources you have there CM.

Anonymous said...

Actually it wasn't, but thank you for your opinion. I look for the positive and if you're one of my FB followers then you too are a "fool" as you call it.

The positive, huh? And what do you do with this positive you find, Columbus Man?

Georgia said...

Columbus Man's below normal intelligence, strikes again.

"Woman WAIVES to the band - Foreigner Concert Reviews"

That guy needs tutoring.

Anonymous said...

"Taylorsville Resale Shopp(Shoppe)is NOT GOING OUT OF BUSSINESS(BUSINESS)"

It just keeps getting worse. LOL
I don't think CM made it past 5th grade.

Scoop Watcher said...

Mystery Solved ?
http://i47.tinypic.com/2rpd2dk.jpg

Anonymous said...

"...Duke e(E)nergy use(d) to be PSI."

Columbus Man-Jeremy Kirtz-Nathan Wiley should go back to school. He probably didn't pay attention in class because he was too busy drawing penises, picking his nose, and watching the other students so he could "report" them to the principal.

Anonymous said...

I think one of the Columbuzzards did this. I have a particular one in mind, but ain't sayin'!

http://weaselzippers.us/2012/08/25/major-fail-obama-backers-screw-up-birther-banner/

Dude said...

Misty wrote:
"I did think about it for a whole semester and completed the class with a 98% so maybe you should think about it and get educated. I can post the link to each study if you would like, not sure you would be able to understand it."

I guess Misty believes that getting a good grade in a class makes her a Rhodes Scholar or a member of Phi Beta Kappa.

"Do you know anything about statistics?"

Do you Misty? Do you realize that statistics can be manipulated? Did you know that 43.5% of statistics are made up on the spot?

pj said...

Dude remarked, "Did you know that 43.5% of statistics are made up on the spot?" Isn't that also known as bull shitting someone??

Anonymous said...

I believe that was the point. It was being facetious to prove a point.

Hoobert Heever said...

Just like a crazy person doesn't know they're crazy, idiots don't know they're stupid. (sigh)

yup said...

pj is a little slow on the draw, if you know what I mean.

pj said...

like, duh!!!

pj said...

Geeze, you can't even joke on here...all you perfect people....making fun of others, just to make yourselves feel superior.

Anonymous said...

Chill, PJ. I was just using a paintbrush since you have asked for ones at different times. No harm intended.

pj said...

If I need one, I'll ask...

Sir Cedric Von Laughington said...

I don't make fun of others just to make myself feel superior.
My superiority is natural, and needs no method of enhancement.
If I make fun of others, it's because they make themselves targets, and I am easily amused.

Anonymous said...

By the way, PJ....did you see from the previous topic's comments that Joanna is your loveable Bob Freeman?

pj said...

Yea....I connected the dots IF you're right. I don't remember if "Joanna's" outburst came after I outed bob for something on here. I forget what I said, but we haven't spoke since...but thank you for bringing this to my attention.

pj said...

****spoken?****....I admit, I could use a refreser class in English...... ;-)

pj said...

LOL AND a spelling class..REFRESHER....only if I would learn to proofread! !!!!

pj said...

LOL ...oh you are so fluffy....LOL

Anonymous said...

"fluffy"?
PJ is confused, once again.
That makes no sense at all, even considering the urban/slang definition.
The Dodo bird is extinct, but the Cuckoo lives on.
Learning disabled? I would say, yup.

pj said...

Look up fluffy. It fits sir CVL. It is a legitimate definition of their post. No confusion here. If you knew the definition, then maybe you would understand. Do I need to get the paint brushes out for you? ??

Anonymous said...

Paula Jarrett is at it again. She can't decide who she likes, and who she hates. Back and forth, over the fence. LOL

FROM COLUMBUZZED:
" Why the smart a$$ comments??
So obvious posters from the whistle **** site."


She is the fluffiest of all! LOL...Just sayin'.

Be prepared for an onslaught of comments from her. She submits a comment for every tiny thought that enters her cartoon thought cloud.
I'm thinking of sending her husband Jay a sympathy card.

pj said...

Really?? You are so slick to bait me. You know how childish you sound?? I think of both sites, the same basically. This reminds me of past websites, where you were a "traitor" if you posted on the other site. Same ole stuff. And I don't hate people, hate is a strong feeling, and I wasn't raised to hate; strongly dislike, yes. Hate objects, not people.
That remark I made to that poster, had the same snarly, condenscending attitude, that I see here. It's all a game; I mean how serious is it to say whatever, and hide behind your name, such as anonymous, and all these silly names....
Hope all had a great Monday..

Linus said...

"I mean how serious is it to say whatever, and hide behind your name, such as anonymous, and all these silly names...."

...says the same person who has used the names Lucy, Redbud, Sylvester, et al.

pj said...

Yep...that was the PAST ....Linus, it's the PRESENT now...

Anonymous said...

The problem with you and other boards in the past wasn't that you couldn't belong to both. There were others who belonged to both who never had problems. You, however, would go on one and badmouth the people on the other. Then, when you got your dander up there or something didn't go your way, you would go to the other one. It was back and forth with you. Then, to add to that, you at times would defend the actions of the mods on Krap (and / or take part) but hold others to different standard.

pj said...

Ok anonymous, whatever you say ....

Anonymous said...

I'm glad we get that straightened out. ;)

pj said...

Shouldn't that read, "I'm glad we GOT that straightened out?" Just teasin, I would love to take a refresher course...

Teach said...

pj August 27, 2012 8:40 PM
Shouldn't that read, "I'm glad we GOT that straightened out?" Just teasin, I would love to take a refresher course..."


PJ said: "That remark I made to that poster, had the same snarly, condenscending attitude, that I see here."

Shouldn't that read, "...condescending..."?
Clean up your own backyard before criticizing others'.

PJ is a weak-minded nitwit. Just teasin'.

Anonymous said...

You are correct. I must have made a typo because I certainly know better and do not talk that way. :)

pj said...

It was a typo...geeze teach, take a chill pill. Why is everyone so hateful on here? ? And the name calling ...that's what kids do. Grown adults who are cyber bullies. Hateful and mean ...so sad

Dude said...

Columbus Man
"Aggravated, Red Toyota owner parking here and not visiting the PO"

"I got video of her walking down 4th street and to her car. lol"


Looks like CM is turning into a stalker.

Teach said...

I guess you didn't see where you called someone out for a "typo".
HYPOCRITE

"It was a typo"
Typical excuse for misspelling. The 'N' key is not even close to the 'E' key or the 'S' key.

And as long as you put "just teasin'", after...it's okay. Following your example.
HYPOCRITE

pj said...

teach..don't stroke out on us.

pj said...

that's so creepy...glad I don't go downtown!!

Anonymous said...

PJ, why do you say everyone is hateful here? That isn't true.
Mine was a typo even though the letters aren't close together. I can't recall if it were from typing too fast or changing the way I was going to say it. What I do know is I didn't intend to say it that way. :) I agree though that many say typo when they just don't know or can't spell. However, I have also known some who go on about their own spelling on words that I suspect they can spell, but just typed incorrectly.

Teach said...

Strokes are nothing to joke about, pj.
Both my parents died from stroke.

Dude said...

I agree, pj, it's really creepy.

pj said...

sorry teach...how unusual they both passed from a stroke. Lots of times stroke patients get ARDS, and need a vent. Yea, mom passed 20 years ago, and daddy 40 years...shit happens...all the more reason for you to chill and not yell at people..

Teach said...

Yell? You can hear me? You ARE a kook.
"shit happens"...is that what you have to say about stroke victims?
"unusual"? It's unusual that you can tie your shoes.
Get the f*ck over yourself.
And don't lecture me on strokes.
You are a stupid woman with stupid comments.
If you were in front of me, I'd slap your face for such comments about strokes.

pj said...

Arent bold letters considered yelling? People die. And yea, I think it is unusual for both parents to be victim of a stroke. Who is doin the lecturing about strokes?? Gotta die of something. Said I was sorry. Better calm down. Go do some yoga .....

Anonymous said...

"Go do some yoga ....."

Go take a flying leap off a high bridge.

Anonymous said...

“Why is everyone so hateful on here? ?”
Paula – I believe this is due to a lot of us have been Dude supporters for quite a while and remember all of the mess and arrogance of your past on both sites. I know you have mentioned that you changed, but you really ticked me off one too many times to ever care for your opinion again. I have spent a few years now reading your comments and am very sick of the same old stuff with you. Can you please find another site to bring down, so maybe when you hear from a whole new group about how condescending and nasty you are you might believe it. I am sure you have something in common with other people with blogs who might actually want you to comment. Just my opinion but here, you have burned too many bridges to repair.
E

Anonymous said...

“shit happens”….. “People die”

Thank you Paula for providing examples of what I just typed about. You are disgusting.
E

pj said...

You are so full of shit, anonymous. Me arrogant, now that;s funny. You think I really care if I ticked off some stranger? sorry you can't accept that dying is part of life, a celebration of ones life. Don't read my posts. I have as much right to be here as you do. You think your insults bother me?? Certainly not!! Knowing that I irritate YOU makes me want to do it more!!!! But I won't waste my energy on you.

Dude said...

pj wrote:

Not as disgusting than two toothless xxxxxxx I know. They are so gross, I won't call them gay...that would be an insult to the gay community. I'll listen to Dude, and if you are such a supporter of Dude, then why do you bother w what I say, and not do what the motto of this site is?? That would be supporting Dude...
The goal of this blog is to blow the whistle on the so called whistle blowers at columbuzz.net.

Dude said...

pj, this is a perfect example of a disgusting comment, which is why I edited it.

Anonymous said...

“sorry you can't accept that dying is part of life, a celebration of ones life.”

Paula, you are a complete DA. You have no idea what I have been through and the people I have lost that were close to me. You have no idea as to how I chose to view their life and passing and yet you chose to act like you do by stating I can’t accept it. These are the types of comments that you type knowing they will upset others but do not care. Oh..but you’re not arrogant at all, right? The comment Dude had to edit you on...you’re filth. If you don't want to be, then actually change. If you are happy the way you are, then own it and take your nastiness elsewhere, maybe Columbuzz. Too bad they don't want you either.
E

pj said...

And you don't know me what Ive been through either. I find it hard to believe Dude, you are offended by that word. I am not the nasty one. I believe it falls on the shoulders of those who feel they have the right to critique others. Just as this site does.

pj said...
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Dude said...

"And you don't know me what Ive been through either."

That's not a valid excuse for your nasty comments.

"I find it hard to believe Dude, you are offended by that word."

It is offensive to most sane people.

"I am not the nasty one."

You are at times. If you don't think you are, then you are delusional.

"I believe it falls on the shoulders of those who feel they have the right to critique others."

Which is what you do all the time. Hypocritical much?

pj said...

You are the one judging, Dude. I posted a legit word. I have not been nasty. ... I don't have a site to do what you do ...so who is the real hypocrite here ...YOU..

Dude said...

"You are the one judging, Dude."

Yes I am, something you also do all the time.

"I posted a legit word."

In a nasty, insulting context.

"I have not been nasty."

Delusional.

"I don't have a site to do what you do"

You don't need one. You have columbuzz and my blog.

"so who is the real hypocrite here ...YOU"

Do you understand the definition of hypocrisy?

Dude said...

pj, I'm being totally serious when I say this. You desperately need counseling. Here's your pattern as I see it: you say something nasty/offensive, you get called out or you get a nasty/offensive response, and then you accuse others of being the nasty ones and act like you didn't say anything. I know someone else who has the exact same pattern. Can you guess who?

pj said...

I treat people the same way I am treated...so if I come across as nasty, then I was treated that way. I don't need someone that only knows me as a poster telling me what I need. Are you backing down from YOUR mission statement of this site? Ive seen your nastiness to others. I stand up to those on here and I get called out?? There is no winning or even a common ground here. So sad...

Dude said...

"I treat people the same way I am treated...so if I come across as nasty, then I was treated that way."

You really need to think about what you just wrote. I'm sure it happens that way some of the time, but unfortunately, when it happens the opposite way (you're nasty and get nastiness in return), in your mind, you still think you're the victim.

"I don't need someone that only knows me as a poster telling me what I need."

Trust me, you need it.

"Are you backing down from YOUR mission statement of this site?"

Why are you even asking this question?

"Ive seen your nastiness to others."

Please provide examples. I can very sarcastic at times, but I don't believe I've been 'nasty'.

"I stand up to those on here and I get called out??"

What did you expect? If I see nastiness or hypocrisy from you, I'm going to call you out.

"There is no winning or even a common ground here. So sad"

For you, probably not. Probably too much bad history from your Bobobot days. You are a very polarizing person.

Haymaker said...

Paula said: " I have as much right to be here as you do."

Excuse me, Paula....NOBODY has the right to be here. Commenting on a blog does not fall under any rights that you, or anyone else, may have. Dude can shut down this website blog at any time.

Misty said...

I haven't had time to get on here lately but looks like Paula has been keeping you guys on your toes. Love you Paula!!

Anonymous said...

I'm not surprised YOU defend Paula and such behavior from her.

Misty said...

LOL like I care what you or anyone else thinks of me or my behavior. I am really upset that you are upset with me anonymous, screwed up my whole day.

Hal said...

"...looks like Paula has been keeping you guys on your toes."

That's like saying Bob Freeman was excellent on the trapeze last weekend.

OMG said...

FROM COLUMBUZZ/COLUMBUS MAN:

"Tire Barn among many throughout Columbus flew flags at half mass."

"Half mass"?
It was printed that way twice, so 'typo' cannot be used for an excuse.
Are they really THAT stupid?
Hard to believe.

Dude said...

Ha! Good one Misty! PJ keeping anyone on their toes (except for you)?

Dude said...

"I'm not surprised YOU defend Paula and such behavior from her."

Remember, Misty always defended Bob, no matter what he did. So it's not surprising. As long as you're friends with Misty, you can do whatever you want. She won't care.

Scoop Watcher said...

Columbuzz, the self proclaimed alternative to The Republic

http://i48.tinypic.com/15rh9i8.png

Anonymous said...

The Republic isn't the greatest newspaper I've seen, and they make mistakes. In my opinion, more than they should, but COLUMBUZZ has waaaaaaaay far to go, just to catch up to the level of The Republic.
Columbuzz can't write, they can't spell, they can't discern fact from farce, they can't take criticism, they can't recognize their own ineptness, they can't be taken seriously.

Anonymous said...

"LOL like I care what you or anyone else thinks of me or my behavior."

Yeah, that is real obvious.

Anonymous said...

Columbuzz is selling bathtub stopper chains as jewelry!

Anonymous said...

Yo Dude...people can't see past 200 comments on your most recent post. It's a glitch that Blogspot has had for awhile.
A Google search will tell you how to fix it, or you could create a new post. Merry Christmas.

P.S. Bob has been mentioning you and your uncle on Columbuzz this month. We know it's him by the style he uses, but he's not using his name. Big surprise.

pj said...

Dude n anonymous, thats the anonymous who tries to bug me....Hope you both had a safe n Happy New Year. 2013 has got to be better..CHEERS

Dude said...

Looks like the Load More link works in Firefox but not in IE. I'll take a look at it.

"P.S. Bob has been mentioning you and your uncle on Columbuzz this month. We know it's him by the style he uses, but he's not using his name. Big surprise."

Yep, it sounds just like Bob.