Sunday, March 20, 2011

And I'm Still Laughing

http://columbus1.ath.cx/index.php?news=5902

Bob wrote on columbuzz:
"Good points. But it wasn't 'information' that we normally find here. It was supposed to be two videos of him and a woman at a motel, the Red Roof Inn in Greenwood."

No, I think it IS information that you normally find on columbuzz: false information.

"It was also supposed to be copies of 7 checks he wrote from a joint account with his wife and copies of the registrations the day the checks were written, with dates and times, and his signature. The sample she supplied us was definitely a part of a registration and it definitely had his signature on it."

Wow, you submitted it to a handwriting expert to verify the signature?  How much did that cost?

"So, my thought was, she had to be telling the truth, he was the one actually playing games with me to see what I would post here, or she found the registration."

Thinking was your first mistake, Bob.

"Either way, it was wrong, since they didn't complete the deal. We have now filed a complaint with Pay Pal. I'm sure they will trace the money."

I'm sure you're on the top of their to-do list.

"I'm sure the police can figure out who it is."

After they stop laughing, of course.

"We might lose the $500. I think Pay Pal will get it back. But the information was more important. If it is true, people need to know. The taxpyers, his wife, her husband, everyone needs to know what is going on."

Does everyone need to know what's going on when someone tries to sell odometer tampering devices on the internet?

"Some laugh that we fell for this."

I'm laughing.

"We didn't fall for anything."

Oh yes you did.  When you pay $500, you fell for it.   When you use Walmart as a dead drop site, you fell for it.

"We took a chance knowing it might be a scam. But we were willing to take that chance, if it meant getting hard evidence of a public official and wrongdoing."

Sounds like an act of desperation to me.  Did you notice Bob upped the offer to $500 after she wrote "Good luck with the court thing"?

"But it wasn't really evidence to be considered as true or not. It was supposed to be videos of him and her, at a motel, and paperwork. Evidence like that is hard to dispute. Now, maybe it was he and his physical therapist going there for a good place for therapy. Maybe his wife and her husband approve of their actions. Who knows? It doesn't matter."

And I'm sure you would have given him the chance to tell his side of it, like you always do.

"If it is true, we don't need public employees doing this on time they are supposed to be working for us."

We also don't need people trying to sell odometer tampering devices on the Internet, but I guess that was NAPA's fault.

"Not to mention the moral issues."

Bob lecturing on moral issues?  Priceless.

"Do we want officials and employees that cheat on their spouses?"

Do we want corrupt whistle blowers?

"What if the bills for the rooms were reimbursed with our tax money?"

What if someone actually sold an odometer tampering device over the Internet?

"There are a whole stream of questions that should be answered, if this was fact. And we may never know."

You're right Bob, there are a whole stream of questions that should be answered over the whole odometer deal.

"But at least we tried."

And failed, AGAIN!

"And if it costs us $500 to have some creep locked up, it was well worth it."

Well, Bob, if you turn yourself in, that would be $0 to have a creep locked up.

"Had it been what they said it was, and had it been delivered, it would have been a great bargain for each and every one of us."

No, just for you, Bob, since you probably thought you could make the libel lawsuit go away with the information.

"Maybe we didn't get the evidence of wrongdoing we expected, but we found evidence of wrongdoing in the person who said they had the other."

Wow, Bob, quite the accomplishment!  But don't get too excited.  You still need to protect the great citizens of Columbus from moldy bread, illegally parked cars, and hot grills.

31 comments:

Anonymous said...

In Bob's world something he heard from someone who heard it from someone else who wasn't there but are sure they saw and heard it from someone who was probably there is FACT. Confused? Don't be.

Bob would not know the truth if it slapped him in his puss which is about to do in a court of law. Bob is, without question, the easiest persuaded dunce I have ever had the misfortune of stumbling across.

Thank God and the voters of Columbus that he has NEVER been elected to public office. Thank you to the Barkes and Ferrenburg's for getting Bob into court for an airing of the "facts" Bob so desperately seeks.

Soon, the TRUTH will be known for everyone and it will likely be a sad day for Bob Freeman.

Mike Mannix Knott said...

One might wonder how someone would obtain copies of an individual's cancelled checks and of multiple Motel Registration logs.

Actually I am inclined to doubt the validity of this story itself but it's not likely that Bob is smart enough to make up such a detailed sham, at least on his own.

Deepthroat said...

Bob, I have information about a local wannabe news organization that was swindled out of money. For more information, follow this and all following directions to a "t" or the deal is off.

1. Wire $5000 to a Swiss bank account (number will be provided).

2. Go to the Eos statue. Underneath her right breast will be a key.

3. The key will unlock a safe deposit box. In that box will be the Swiss account number and directions to go to a certain store's security camera in town.

4. Go to the store and camera mentioned in the note. Cluck like a chicken while putting your right foot in, right foot out, right foot in and shaking it all about.

5. Footage of the clucking will be put on YouTube. The 10,000th. comment will be in Pig Latin and give further instructions.

6. The directions on YouTube will tell you a store to go to. Use the numbers in the YouTube message and the name used for the comment made to pick up a roll of film where the message directs. In that film envelope will be pictures of all documents and information concerning this incident.

Anonymous said...

It's too detailed and entirely too clever for Bob to have made it up. Also, for what gain? It proves nothing except that Bob was duped, again!

When Mercman stopped laughing he said...

When they passed out intelligence, Bob wasn't there.

He was busy chasing wild geese.





Bob Freeman is so dumb...


...they had to burn down the school to get him out of the third grade.

Anonymous said...

Bob Freeman is so dumb that he complained to Marsh because he got a bag of M&M's that had W's on them.

Bob Freeman is so dumb that when he watches The Three Stooges he takes notes.

Jethrto Bodine said...

I reckon I can help Bob. I have a fifth grade edjucation.

Jethrto Bodine said...

Did I mention I was a double naught spy? I reckon I could help y'all find clues.

Anonymous said...

BOB FREEMAN SAYS

It is a FEDERAL CRIME NOW!

(IN CAPS CAUSE ITS TRUE)

Anonymous said...

Bob gives $500 to a person he seemingly doesn't know and has never met...just hands it over, on the word OF A STRANGER, Bob doesn't get anything, now he wants to take it back, and the stranger has committed a Federal crime?
I guess Bob didn't listen to his parents or teachers when they told him not to trust strangers.

Possession is nine tenths of the law.
Finder's keepers.
Indian-giver!
Fool me once....

You got screwed Bob.
Learn from it and get over it.
And don't be such an idiot.

Anonymous said...

I would give anything if he would bring back THE BOB SHOW!
Classic comedy television!

Dude said...

I bet he'd bring it back for $500.

Anonymous said...

I know Bob is an idiot for falling for this scam. But the part I find most humorous is that he'd believe anyone would be having an affair with a 500 pound man confined to a scooter! I'm assuming this whole thing is about Fred Barkes. What a 'tard!

Sgt. Friday said...

Re: BOB FREEMAN SAYS
It is a FEDERAL CRIME NOW!


Bob makes a Federal crime out of EVERYTHING.

And he should know...
Manufacturing Odometer Altering Device
Using Odometer Altering Device
Advertising For Sale Odometer Altering Device
Selling Odometer Altering Device

Anonymous said...

Hey Bob, bring back THE BOB SHOW and I will pay you $100.00 after 5 episodes for a total of $500.00 as long as they make me laugh my ass off. On second thought, NO DEAL, I KNOW I would laugh my ass off.

A Heckler said...

BOB FREEMAN QUOTE - "The Columbus Police Department doesn't deal with internet crime."
No, the Columbus Police Department doesn't deal with BOB FREEMAN, or people who give their money away in cloak and dagger fashion, then want it back when they realize they were played like the sucker they are.

"They referred me to The Internet Crime Complaint Center (IC3)."
No, they passed the buck to get rid of the annoying fool, BOB FREEMAN.

"A complaint has been filed."
LOL The check's in the mail....
or is it in a bag of birdseed at Walmart?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Anonymous said...

Check this out. These are BOB'S WORDS from HIS OWN E-MAIL that HE POSTED on HIS OWN WEBSITE---



"I am still willing to buy, but I need the goods first."


He now says he didn't get "the goods" so why did he pay?
Because he's a sucker and he got taken, and he's in denial over it, and now he's crying "foul".
It's your own fault Bob.
YOUR OWN WORDS show that you gave this gal money knowing it was risky and chose to take that risk knowing you might get burned.
You can't get this gal when KNEW what might happen and did it anyway.
The e-mails you posted make it look like you talked her into it. The police will see it the same way.
What e-mails between you and her did you NOT post?

That chick deserves a certificate on her wall for making you pay for your own stupidity.
And you deserve a dunce cap for posting it for people to see how stupid you are. LOL

Anonymous said...

Bob would STILL pay for it. He NEVER learns!

Handsome Hank said...

Appears that the Columbuzzards are having a bit of a problem with their Web Roost again.

Anonymous said...

Another hard drive bites the dust...ha ha ha

Anonymous said...

I hear he went to walmart to buy a new hard drive. He left the money behind a can of potato soup. When he returned the money wasn't there and neither was the hard drive. He has filed a complaint with the police.

Dude said...

From Doxpop, it looks like Bob finally found an attorney.

Anonymous said...

Bob Freeman's Legal Representation

Mother Hubbard said...

The Cupboard seems to be pretty bare these days @ Columbuzz.

Dude said...

Did Bob delete everything?

Anonymous said...

I can't get on Columbuzz 6:39PM EDT

Brian said...

He deleted the link to trustee that was under either news or information. I have not found ANY trustee links.

Anonymous said...

It's probably a secret signal to one of his confidential contacts.

When they see the signal, they will make the dead drop, and Bob will slither through the back alleys and seedy neighborhoods to retrieve the secret code machine and further instructions.

Anonymous said...

Bob didn't get a columbus atty? I thought he said that means you don't have a case.

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