Shocked and Awed said...
COLUMBUZZ INTEGRITY
Bob Freeman quotes and comments from ONE SINGLE PAGE:
"We had reports..."
"...they heard..."
"We also heard..."
"One person thought..."
"Another wrote..."
"...and said they spoke..."
"...they said..."
"I guess..."
"We were just told..."
"I was just told..."
"They say..."
"They also said..."
"If it's true..." (6 times)
"Someone said..."
Then he says:
"Open your eyes.
You might see the truth..."
Is it just me, or can the rest of you hear Robbie the Robot speaking the phrase,
"DOES NOT COMPUTE...DOES NOT COMPUTE...DOES NOT COMPUTE..."?
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How about "we didn't have time to check" (paraphrased)? We had time to get the tip, we had time to write the article, we even had time to type in that we didn't have time to check, but we didn't have time to see what we were posting is true or not. As long as we put a disclaimer that we didn't check it, or we were told something, then it is okay to put anything nasty and unfounded out there no matter how damaging to people because our hands are clean with those disclaimers in place. We didn't lie because we didn't say it was gospel, we simply said we were told it which is true. Of course once it is out there, people will believe it, but no matter. Our hands are clean and we have removed any liability from ourselves by putting those statements in there.
So what if some of the things are lies, we destroy someone, or cause great pain? So what if we not only provide the place the things are placed, but also post them? Jerks. I thought for a short time the fliers about Bob might have drilled into his thick cranium how damaging such words are if put out there even if someone told it to someone, but provided no proof. But, like always, he essentially goes back to his old behavior. He and Jeremy have at it and the Bob o bots defend them. Nathan used to brag about liking drama. I see it continuing. Bob used to brag about liking to stir. Well, here we go. It doesn't matter who it hurts or how much, as long as they get their jollies and a few hits from the bots. What a couple of low-lifes.
Columbuzz "logic". (To my knowledge these never happened, but demonstrate their viewpoints).
A Columbuzz admin leaves the fully stocked liquor cabinet open and unlocked. They put a note on it that says drinking under 21 is said to be illegal as is anyone drinking and driving. They then tell their underage child they are leaving for a few days, leaves the keys to the other car on the table and leaves. So, the kid has a party and underage kids get drunk and drive. But, it isn't their fault because they put the note on the door.
A Columbuzz admins child hates someone. They explain to the child where the person lives, how to get their, different ways they could get revenge including bodily harm or worse, leave the said tools needed for these things at the house, tells junior where they are, and then leaves for a vacation. They are off the hook.
A Columbuzz admin, tells a friend the security code, safe combination, location of cameras, the guards rounds, and leaves a blueprint of the place at the friends house, but tells them breaking in might be illegal.
A Columbuzz admin tells a kid where all the hotspots for finding drugs are, drops them off at one of their houses, but tells them that drugs might be bad for them.
Of course they aren't guilty in any of these.
I am shocked, not socked.
Well, I have socks on my feet, but I haven't been belted....
except for when I needed to keep my pants up.
I guess I was in a hurry and just got the "h" out of there without proofreading.
Maybe Bob can create a story about my mistake and garnish it with his favorite image.
(Not Jamie John's photo, but the Puckering Poop-Chute Pizza Picture.)
They have a new scandal, no time for you right now. Someone is selling Girl Scout Cookies in violation of Girl Scout Rules. Columbuzz is on it!
I just fixed it for you, "Shocked - No Longer Awed". :-)
"Someone is selling Girl Scout Cookies in violation of Girl Scout Rules. Columbuzz is on it!"
Sounds as important as the "Great Moldy Bread Crisis of 2011"!
Nothing beats the hot dripping BBQ grill menacing the public on National Road. They never even went inside to inquire. Luckily the grill was declared safe and Baby Back Blues is a proud recipient of free advertising on Columbuzz!
I wouldn't doubt that bob is a chester. I wouldn't even doubt that he and his bob-ets have had some "fun time" together. He probably even has a boyfriend. It's an anything goes with him right?
"They have a new scandal, no time for you right now. Someone is selling Girl Scout Cookies in violation of Girl Scout Rules. Columbuzz is on it!"
I can't find the article on columbuzz, so I guess the scandal is over already.
False alarm.
It wasn't Girl Scouts...
it wasn't cookies...
it wasn't a violation.
It WAS standard operating procedure of Columbuzz, Bob DeeWayne Freeman, and Nathan Wiley.
Stay tuned for more Fairy Tales laced with bullshit, narrated by Bob Freeman and the Apple Dumb-Dumb Gang.
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What do you call a fat, stinky, worthless ball of slime floating on a lake?
Bob.
Send any complaints or comments to - robertfreeman@yahoo.com
Columbus Man commented on columbuzz.net.
The post was removed. :)
Here is proof they once had this on scumbuzz. It was still on columbus man's facebook page.
Columbuzz Indiana - Girl Scout Cookies being offered for sale, violates GS Policy
www.columbuzz.net
Girl Scout Cookies being offered for sale, violates GS Policy
I wouldn't doubt that bob is a chester. I wouldn't even doubt that he and his bob-ets have had some "fun time" together. He probably even has a boyfriend. It's an anything goes with him right?
yes we have a lot of fun time....
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