Wednesday, January 19, 2011

The Bots

The Bots are just so amusing.  They challenged me to prove one of Bob's lies and I delivered.  And the defense of their dear cult leader is just laughable:

Dude:  Bob lies.

Bots:  No, he doesn't lie.  You repeatedly call him a liar but have not proven one lie.  Not one.

Dude:  What about the odometer deal?  He said he broke no laws.

Bots:  Bob didn't know it was illegal to mess with odometers.

Dude:  What!?!  Give me a break.  Regardless, he advertised the device which is against the law.

Bots:  (Oops!  I just made Bob look like an idiot)  What I meant to say was that he knew it was illegal to tamper with an odometer. He did not know it was illegal to make a device to do so.

Dude:  It doesn't matter.  He said he broke no laws knowing full well that he did.  And he said he never lies.

Bots:  He didn't say any such thing. You should prove something a lie before calling it a lie.

Dude:  OK, here's the proof.

Bots:  (Oh crap, now what do I say)  Oh yeah, well, then have him prosecuted. You can't

Dude:  That wasn't the challenge.  The challenge was to prove one lie.

Bots:  (I have no defense so I must resort to name calling)  Found guilty by a bunch of retards. For shame for shame.

Dude:  No, Bob should be ashamed that he concocted a scheme to help his customers defraud others and then lied about it.


Danielle:  I hope to see him (Bob) wherever he goes to eat out Friday evening.  I have a few words to say to him in front of his wife and/or friends and relatives.  (Note that she said nothing about touching Bob)

NotCharlie:  Bob is just a mean SOB who needs his ass kicked.  (Very similar to Bob's "knocked on her ass" comments)

Justin:  You might be careful accosting him at dinner.  Someone at the table usually carries a weapon.  (Danielle said she had a few words for him but nothing about accosting him at dinner)

Justin:  I carry and won't hesitate to drop a maggot like you.  Touch Bob or anyone in his party and you go down.  I'm not kidding.  I will assume anyone that approaches is out to harm him.  I will not allow that.  No threat.  A GUARANTEE.  click...

I guess the waitress should be careful getting close to Bob.  Maybe she should make sure she's wearing a bullet proof vest just in case Justin gets all trigger happy.

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

Trying to reason with insanity has not worked although your efforts are admirable Dude!

Anonymous said...

Dude, it is like leading a horse to water. You will never get the people standing firmly in Bob's corner to challenge their current idolic feelings towards him...but keep doing it cause those of us who do not believe everything spewed from the great and powerful OZ (Bob) LOVE watching them squirm!!!

NotDude said...

I have to believe, in my heart of hearts, that some of the bot's, even if it's just one, will eventually begin to question there unflinching support and admiration of Bob Freeman. It will likely be something that was said here, maybe a simple sentence, that will make the wheels of reason in there brain respond to Bob's insanity.

Anonymous said...

I used to laugh at the mention that Bob might be some of the bots that post here and in columbuzz. More and more that has to be a reasonable explanation. I've met the man. He's not brave, not charasimatic, not intelligent, and not giving. When meeting him I got the impression that he doesn't care about anyone but himself. Actually, if I
hadn't known that he was the town malcontent and cry baby I would not remember meeting him.

Dude said...

Does it seem odd to anyone else that Bob ranted about the ushers at Miracle Ministries packing heat but yet his entourage does the same?

NotDude said...

Dude (NOT Jeff Barkes) said...
Does it seem odd to anyone else that Bob ranted about the ushers at Miracle Ministries packing heat but yet his entourage does the same?
January 19, 2011 3:56 PM
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Odd? Yes. Unexpected? No. Bob lives in a different world from the rest of us. In Bob's fantasy land, Bob does no wrong, is not liable for anything he says or does and is an all around great guy.

In reality, Bob is a fat slob, delusional, psychopath whose undoing will be his grossly huge ego and the fact that he doesn't believe the law applies to him.

Anonymous said...

Bob's rants always apply to others, never to his highness.

Dude said...

Does Bob have a son named Justin?

Anonymous said...

Dude (NOT Jeff Barkes) said...
Does Bob have a son named Justin?
January 19, 2011 5:12 PM

THIS IS A WORTHWHILE QUESTION JUST AS IMPORTANT AS TO THE STATUS OF A MRS. FREEMAN. DOES BOB HAVE A WIFE? BOB HAS SAID NOTHING ABOUT HIS "FAMILY" WHICH MAKES ME WONDER IF THERE IS A FAMILY, ARE THEY BEING HELD AGAINST THERE WILL AND SO ON...

Anonymous said...

http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/profile.php?id=100000139435061
Bobs son on facebook

INDIANA BOBWATCH said...

It is also possible, from "Justin's" caustic comments that he is simply one of Bob's many personalities. The threats of gun violence, name-calling and general trashiness of his comments are exactly like those that the idiot known as Bob has been known to post under his own name.

Anonymous said...

is bob's wife african-american?

Anonymous said...

BOB FREEMAN - Compartmentalization is a process of separating parts of the self from awareness of other parts and behaving as if one had separate sets of values. An example might be an honest person who cheats on their income tax return and keeps their two value systems distinct and unintegrated while remaining unconscious of the cognitive dissonance.

TheCaptain said...

HEY BOB on 19 January, 2011 04:56:00

Funny how your article about Jimmer Jones, oops, I mean Jamie Johns disappeared so quickly. Do you really think the people of Columbus are that stupid? Do you really think we will forget what you and Jimmer and Jason did during the Trustee's race?


Bob Freeman on 19 January, 2011 05:16:37

Really 'Hey Bob'?

The article is still here, if you were only smart enough to look toward the bottom of the page to find it. Here: http://columbus1.ath.cx/index.php?news=5533

IT IS HIDDEN...NO COMMENTS ON IT BOB, Z-E-R-O!

I rotate the articles out of the Headlined area to make room for new articles. Our article is actually only a link to an article from the Republic and I like to save the Headline space for articles that we write, when we have something important to say.

I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE THE ARTICLE IS AND WHY YOU HID IT. IT'S THE SAME REASON YOU IGNORED IT UNTIL IT WAS BROUGHT TO YOUR ATTENTION.

You know, like nasty trustees' wives showing their asses at funerals, or trustees staying drunk on vodka every night after work and maybe even during work.

SLAMMING ANOTHER TRUSTEE, BOB? WHO IS THIS TIME?

Maybe stories about jerkoff firechiefs that suck up to trustees.

YOU ARE SUCH A DELUSIONAL ASS. THEY DON'T SUCK UP IDIOT, THEY ARE IN BED WITH THE TRUSTEE SINCE THAT'S WHERE THERE MONEY COMES FROM. THIS IS HARDLY NEWS, ASS-WIPE!

You know, those interesting sorts of stories.
I can guarantee you that Jaimie Johns is NOT Jimmer Jones.

I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU AND I AM NOT ALONE.

Not sure why it matters. I'm sure your name isn't 'Hey Bob' either.

WAAAH WAAAH WAAAH...WHATEVER BOB!

And what is it that myself, Jaimie, and Jason did during the Trustee race that we would want anyone to forget?

JAMIE AND JASON FUNDED YOUR NUCLEAR WAR ON THE BARKES AND JAMIE WANTS 911 CALLS IN THE TOWNSHIP. ONLY A DUMB-ASS WOULD DENY THE TRUTH IN THIS.

Jason helped support my campaign financially.

HE SURE AS HELL DID.

Jaimie offered a few words of wisdom.

I'M SURE THAT'S NOT ALL HE OFFERED!

I tried to get a skunk out of the Columbus Township Trustee office.

NO, YOU LAUNCHED A MASSIVE, UGLY, NASTY PERSONAL ATTACK AGAINST THE TRUSTEE, HIS FAMILY AND STAFF AND YOU GOT YOUR BIG FAT ASS HANDED TOO YOU!

That didn't work.

NO, BECAUSE PEOPLE CAN SMELL RIGHT THROUGH YOUR FAT ASS!

I sure don't want folks to forget that they re-elected that jerk.

THEY WON'T FORGET HOW NASTY YOU WERE BOB. THEY WILL NEVER ELECT YOU TO ANYTHING OR PAY ANY REAL ATTENTION TO ANYTHING YOU SAY. FAT BOY!

So what are you insinuating?

YOU AND STAT AMBULANCE WENT TO BED TOGETHER TO DESTROY THE BARKES AND GET JAMIE 911 CALLS.

Come on, Mr. Know-it-All, set the record straight. Tell us all what you think you know so much about.

PROVE ME WRONG FAT BOY! YOU CAN'T!

I have never known Jaimie Johns to even come to this website, much less post a comment under another name.

L I E S

And Jaimie is a man. I bet you he would use his real name if he posted; instead of hiding like a coward as you do.

OH, YEAH, RIGHT JOHN THINKEY AND JIMMER JONES AND BOOB FREEMAN AND ALL OF YOUR OTHER DELUSIONAL NAMES YOU FAT F***!

Anonymous said...

good point captain. that story was buried until today on columscum.

Anonymous said...

Now, remember, IF you respond to this, I will DELETE what isn't civil, just like the last half of the post you just made.

Can you be civil?
You might want to ask your teacher or caseworker what that means. When they tell you, take a big dark crayon and write it down so you don't forget it but you can have someone read it to you.

Dude said...

Wasn't the comment off topic? Why didn't Bob just delete it?

Dude said...

So where are all of the Bots today? Did they run back to columbuzz with their tails between their legs?

Dude said...

"Jaimie offered a few words of wisdom."

Like I said before, Bob needs new advisers.

Dude said...

"Can you be civil?"

Can Bob be civil? No.

Anonymous said...

Bob needs more than advisers, he needs his head examined.

Dude said...

"Bob's wife and son are black?"

I think that Facebook link was a joke.

Anonymous said...

Thanks Dude. I was wondering...

NOT FRED BARKES said...

Jamie may have posted on Columbuzz in the past but I doubt he wants his name anywhere near Bob Freeman. Bob Freeman is political poison. Anyone with half a brain who has any kind of political aspirations would stay away from Bob.

Anonymous said...

Quick screen capture that rant from Bob on columscum...when bob2 realizes what he did he will edit it!

Anonymous said...

Lucy on 27 December, 2010 03:01:37

What happened to the other posts??? Now, Bob, yours don't make sense???

LOOKS LIKE OLE BOB IS ON THE DELETE BUTTON AGAIN. SOMEONE MUST HAVE SAID SOMETHING HE DIDN'T LIKE! WHAT ELSE IS NEW?

Anonymous said...

Captain, you must be hitting close to home for Bob to rant like a lunatic...again. The closer we get to the truth, the more he starts his maniacal, insane ranting and raving.

Hey Bob, gay marriage is legal in Massachusetts...

Mad Doctor said...

"Bob needs more than advisers, he needs his head examined."

It's been done. They found nothing.

Anonymous said...

DUDE SAID:

So where are all of the Bots today

ANSWER: A LARGE PART OF THEM WERE "COLLECTIVELY" CLEANING THE TOILETS AT SHELBY...RIGHT BOB, JIMMER AND JOHN, JOANNA, JEREMY AND HERMAN OH AND JUSTINE!

Anonymous said...

"I tried to get a skunk out of the Columbus Township Trustee office. "

I'm not sure why you didn't scare it off since you stink worse than one does. :-)