Thursday, January 20, 2011

Joanna, Joanna

Bob-o-bot Joanna is just as amusing as Bob.  Here are some of her quotes:

"We proved that Fred Barkes broke the law several times.  He is a filthy crook.  He illegally used funds from one account to pay for things in another.  Proven fact.  He is a crook!"

"Bob made threats of violence?  I don't think so.  Read it again.  If he did, I'm sure he would be in jail."


You all know how I just love turning the tables:

Fred Barkes broke the law several times?  I don't think so.  If he did, I'm sure he would be in jail.

And Joanna, what do you know that the professional auditors at the State Board of Accounts don't?  They have found nothing illegal and neither have you.

16 comments:

BOB ANALYSIS said...

THERE IS NO JOANNA, DUDE!

"Bob made threats of violence? I don't think so. Read it again. If he did, I'm sure he would be in jail."

READ THIS OVER AND OVER. ANALYZE IT! THIS IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER OF BOB FREEMAN.

"Bob made threats of violence? I don't think so."

BOB IS ALWAYS IN DENIAL!

"If he did, I'm sure he would be in jail."

THIS IS EXACTLY BOB'S REASONING. IT HAS BEEN REPEATED IN DIATRIBES THAT HE HAS CLAIMED!

ALL OF THESE BOTS ARE PROBABLY BOB FREEMAN!

Anonymous said...

I have to agree. Joanna is one of Bob's "personalities."

Anonymous said...

Let's take a vote, can we Dude? Who thinks Joanna is Bob?

Anonymous said...

I do

Dude said...

"Who thinks Joanna is Bob?"

I have no idea and I really don't care. I don't believe Bob has multiple personalities, but I do believe he has some kind of mental illness.

Dude said...

"ALL OF THESE BOTS ARE PROBABLY BOB FREEMAN!"

Until I see proof that they're all Bob, I will continue to assume that Joanna, Herman, Jeremy, and Justin all exist.

Anonymous said...

Affirmative.

Anonymous said...

Did anyone else notice Joanna's random statement in the article about the accident at 14th st...she suddenly told everyone she was in bloomington at the time?? I don't understand, at the time she texted...at the time she got the text...when she posted the comment

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Did anyone else notice Joanna's random statement in the article about the accident at 14th st...she suddenly told everyone she was in bloomington at the time?? I don't understand, at the time she texted...at the time she got the text...when she posted the comment
January 20, 2011 4:58 PM

NOT EVERYONE CARES BUT THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON.

BOB SUCKS said...

Another story from Bob. A picture of an ambulance, no one in it. No picture of a crash. No details.

What's the story here? Honestly! What's the story? Who cares? Why? Just another reason Columscum appeals to the idiots in society. It's a lot of nothing about nothing.

NotCharlieNotDudeNotMercNotJeffBarkesNotFredBarkesNotJamieJohnsNotHermanNotJeremyNotJoannaNotLucyNotMisty said...

At this point, I have come to the conclusion that I don't give a s***t about Bob Freeman anymore. I don't care what he or anyone else posts on Columscum. I don't even care what anyone posts here anymore.

I have Bob fatigue. With that, I am done. I am glad there are those of you who will keep him in check, someone needs to. All the best...

Sayonara

NotCharlieNotDudeNotMercNotJeffBarkesNotFredBarkesNotJamieJohnsNotHermanNotJeremyNotJoannaNotLucyNotMisty

NotDudeNotJeffBarkesNotMerc said...

LOL Why didn't you put NotNotDudeNotJeffBarkesNotMerc in your name? Don't I rate? ;)My other sort of namesake didn't either. I guess I am invisible. ;)

/-/\TES B(O)B said...

There is no Joanna so you might as well direct your comments to Bob.

Mercman is the one who said...

"Did anyone else notice Joanna's random statement in the article about the accident at 14th st."

Bob thinks that by placing 'Joanna' in a different location, randomly commenting, etc., it will lead the people who have already busted him as BEING Joanna, off track.

Once again, Bob is a day late, and a dollar short.
Even if he was on time and had a dollar, he is so transparent, that it wouldn't matter.
He is blind to his own distinguishable, and unique character flaws, and manner of speech.
But to others, who are familiar with Internet Bob, it's as if he were carrying around a large neon sign saying,
"LOOK AT ME! I'M BOB! BOB FREEMAN!".

Bob Freeman is an extremely pathetic human being.

I predict that if he lives a long life, he will eventually retreat into a dementia not far from the perception of those of us who detest and loathe him for the common reasons we have so often repeated to Bob, and each other.

He will be a God/Mayor/Trustee/Wizard/Leader in his little world of countless problems and issues that only he knows and sees.
And it is he, alone, that can see the solution, and this is what makes Bob Freeman important, significant, and graciously revered and remembered by all he saves from the wrath of evil-doers.

He will tell the staff at the nursing home that he is only there, of his own free will, to carry out an important, clandestine, fact-finding mission. The results, of which, will be front page news...sometime soon.

Waldo said...

Bob Freeman needs this shirt.

Bob's approach said...

@Joanna, I received a report that you were caught shop-lifting at Walmart. Care to comment?

Prove me wrong, YOU CAN'T.


How do you like Bob's approach?