Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Bob vs Bob 2.0

Bob #1: "It's only posted for discussion, not to cut anyone down."

Bob #2: "A convicted child molester could have run as a Republican and got elected this time. I would bet several were, nationwide. Like being a Republican, you don't need to know anything about what you worship in order to call yourself a member. Raise your right hand and say you believe. "Hal le lu yah Brother, I is a memba!!! Thank God Almighty!" One reason why so many Republicans are Christians and why so many Christians are Republicans; it's easy to belong. No hard work studying who you worship and vote for. No knowledge of the person is needed. Simply vote as your masters tell you to vote. Blindly belong and blindly follow. 'Time to vote? Where's that thar votin' lever?' Cha ching! 'Oops, I left my readin' glasses at home. Oh, I just need that thar lever. I don't need to read who I'm votin' fer.' Cha ching! I think this is one reason the KKK got so popular back in the day; the days before proper education. And I am a caring, giving, understanding person who is a bit bitter over stupid, lazy people. Meaning people too stupid to vote for the person instead of the party, and others who are too lazy to go vote. Fred Barkes is an incompetent turd. repeat, and INCOMPETENT TURD. I was calling people who vote for people simply because of their party stupid, and those who sit on their *** and don't vote, lazy. Idiots like that are why our country is like it is."

Translation: No, I'm not cutting anyone down, except for Republicans, Christians, and Fred Barkes.

15 comments:

GUESS WHO said...

I do not want to offend any retards but Bob is clearly retarded. Just read what he says and then try to make sense of it. In Bob's world, anyone and everyone who doesn't do what Bob wants or thinks is correct is a "turd" or worse.

Bob has an unnatural fascination with feces and butt-holes. (I could go into greater explanation here but choose to avoid the subject.)

I would love to hear Bob's explanation as to why and how Barack Obama managed to carry Indiana in 2008 when Mitch was re-elected as Governor. I am eagerly waiting for my next "Political Science Course By Bob" explanation of how and why Fred Armstrong, Steve Heimann, Priscilla Scalf and Brenda Sullivan get elected. (Armstrong will be Columbus' only FOUR TERM MAYOR)

Bob, if you are reading this...wait...I KNOW YOU READ THIS, RELIGIOUSLY...do you think perhaps that you are just a worthless asshole?

Is there a possibility that you are so far out as a radical dumb-ass that no one wants you in office?

Bob, is it within the realm of possibility that the voters hate you worse the Syphilis?

Bob, is there any plausible explanation for you being 0-5 other than the people of Columbus and Bartholomew County are complete idiots?

If the smart, educated people stay at home and sit on there hands and are LAZY turds, Bob, what does that say about you?

NOW, let me tell you something. I watched your campaign and took notice as you gained traction in your campaign. I THANK GOD that you did not get elected. I had no idea what a living, breathing stupid idiot you really are until I read some of the stuff you put on your web-site.

You are unlearned and not worthy of discussion outside of the web where it is fun to put you in your place and call you names. Damn you are, quite possibly, the most stupid person I have EVER WITNESSED on this EARTH.

NotDudeNotJeffBarkesNotMerc said...

"Here's something for you to investigate....Scott and Jennings county intend to put down all of their animals in their shelters tomorrow so that no one has to go in to feed any of them over the holiday weekend. Just SICK! Got the info from a friend who has a friend that runs a rescue in North Vernon, so this is believed to be true information."

Got it from a friend of a friend? Good thing there are only three people involved in this tip. Supposedly there hasn't even been one in North Vernon for a year. I don't know the friends they are speaking about, but many animal activists have been known to lie to further their cause. Even Bob is willing to bend the truth to do so. Remember his using the homeless man who died who turned down help.

The following are by Marci De La Cruz

"This is the sickest thing I have ever heard and to me this is just laziness!!!!!!!! "

"I think whoever works here needs to reconsider what they want to do these are Gods creatures if they were in the hospital would they want to be killed off because the people didnt want to take time out and take care of them??"
Laziness? Gosh, she and Bob are both using that. Sickest thing you've ever heard? What about abortion? Rape? Molestation? Murder? How do you feel about abortion? Many who are the strongest animal rights people support abortion and have no qualms about people doing it. I guess animals are worth more than humans.

I wonder if she would volunteer to take care of them during the holidays? I wonder if she is working those days. If not, is she lazy? Now, I think that is sad their doing that, but a lot of people moan about things, but aren't willing to do them themselves.

"So Columbuzz is now attacking all Christians?
Bob Freeman on 22 November, 2010 04:47:08
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Is it an attack on Christians to point out scripture?

No Lizzie, I wasn't talking about Obama. I believe he is trying to help solve some of the mess left behind by others."

How long will it take Obama to fix things? If he leaves this office and things are still bad, whose fault is it? I think that even if the Republicans just elected fix some things, Bob and others will credit it all to Obama who has made a mess of things these past two years. It is a good thing that America is somewhat resilient or we could be worse.

NotDudeNotJeffBarkesNotMerc said...

Missed one.

Bob Freeman on 22 November, 2010 04:47:08
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Is it an attack on Christians to point out scripture?

Is it an attack on Bob to point out things Bob has said?

Anonymous said...

The thing that makes Bob's insanity to easy to follow is the common theme in EVERYTHING HE WRITES. "Lazy, butt-holes, turds, anti-Christian, Child Molesters and idiots."

I suspect that of all the people Bob and Jeremy "claim" participate in Columbuzz, it is actually 2 or 3 people with Bob and Jeremy writing most of it under assumed names.

Anonymous said...

Jimmy Jones = Jamie Johns

Jon Thinkey = John Tinkey

There are others who live in Bob's dismal world which centers around 17th and Central

Dude said...

"If this sort of reporting bothers you, maybe you should shy away from websites such as this."

Bob's business strategy to get businesses to pay for advertising on columbuzz: tell visitors to go away.

Anonymous said...

well i must give bob credit... yes, i said that. when he states "If this sort of reporting bothers you, maybe you should shy away from websites such as this." GREAT JOB BOB!!!! now he just has to do one thing a bit better, and shut the website down.

Anonymous said...

Bob has water on the brain.

Anonymous said...

What is the 17th and central reference?
The convenience store, or does one of the Columbuzzards live on that corner?
Can somebody fill us Bob haters in?

Anonymous said...

Let me just say this. There is more than one Columbuzzard on that corner and no, they don't "live" there :-)

Anonymous said...

John Tinkey denies he is Jon Thinkey adamently.

John is right wing and Jon leans more center.

Jimmer Jones is NOT Jamie Johns. I know who Jimmer is and it is not he.

I have no idea who Jon is, but it isn't John Tinkey. Jon can spell and put spaces between words.

Anonymous said...

And I'm not retarded. I can tolerate them; as is proven by my conversations with you.

Dude said...

"Jon can spell and put spaces between words."

Jimmer can't. I would guess from his comments that English is his second language.

Anonymous said...

So Bob, you know everyone who posts on Columbusted?

Anonymous said...

bob has da hotz for da captain dontcha bob?