Tuesday, November 2, 2010

The Case of the Missing Banner

From columbuzz:

"Democrat Pam Sample, candidate for Clay Township Trustee against Republican incumbent Christa Acton, notified me a few minutes ago and said her 3' x 5' banner disappeared that she had set up next to a polling place in Jewell Village.

She said it was posted in the yard of the house next door with permission. It was gone today.
People who fear they will lose an election will do, or have others do, strange things. Someone thinks that removing Pam's banner will make her lose the election. It will not. But her opponent's activity in the position will cause the incumbent to lose.

Signs don't make or break elections. But activities like this do.

I hope they catch whoever took Pam's banner."


Someone alert the FBI!  A banner has gone missing!  Send out an Amber alert! Bob, I think the police have better things to do than to try to track down a banner thief.

7 comments:

Yikes said...

How about bob's illegal "ghost signs" that he (or someone with his permission / instruction) displayed on several public buildings in Columbus?

Bob - columbums likes to actually document your illegal behavior. Another interview from the police and prosecutor perhaps? Medical record theft is a serious crime and you just added election law violations?

I know you think you're above the law, but you aren't.

Yikes said...

Jeremy - are you the genius with the laptop and projector? Bob isn't doing you any favors btw...

Mercman (NOT Charlie Townsend) said...

We don't need no stinking FBI....we have Inspector Freeman!
He'll have this case solved in no time!
If not, he will pretend he solved it and there will be peace in the world, and another possible Orchids for Detective Dunce.

Anonymous said...

How can Bob bash someone for taking down a banner when 6 signs belonging to Fred Barkes were taken. All in the north east side of town.
I wonder who lives in that area. Oh, that would be Bob Freeman. Of course, Bob mite just say that one of hid misguided Bob-o-bots took them.

Dude said...

Or Bob would accuse the Columbus "mafia" of trying to frame him.

Bob Freeman said...

I don't take others yard signs. I usually even straighten them up if they are knocked down. I don't mine messed with so I don't mess with others.

Besides, it is illegal.

Dude said...

I'm guessing that you probably just ran over them with your car.