Saturday, November 13, 2010

Dude's Blog Pageview Chart for the Past 30 Days

44 comments:

Anonymous said...

Impressive! Wonder what Columbuzz looks like? We'll never know. They are cloaked in secrecy. Does anyone know for sure that Jeremy is not one of Bob's personalities? It's strange to think Columbus could have two idiots.

Merc said...

I think the difference is that Jeremy's idiocy is linear, but Bob's idiocy is exponential.

Mercman said...

Old Bob Rants Here:

http://www.justin.tv/search?q=thebobshow&commit=Search

I submitted/excerpted these...Bob's Wife, Scalf the Backstabber, Nasty Stuff With Ugly Dog, and Dog Bites Master.

Anonymous said...

What a disgusting lard-ass.

Anonymous said...

More evidence that Bob is a narcissistic fool, look at all the crap he has on his walls. Self gratifying certificates no doubt that he printed on his printer, framed and hung on his wall.

What a fool!

Merc said...

Well, the videos at that link aren't working for me. They may have been deactivated due to inactivity? Daggone it. And it was funny stuff.

Anonymous said...

Decent stats Dude. Bet Bob is jealous as hell.

Dude (NOT Jeff Barkes) said...

"Self gratifying certificates no doubt that he printed on his printer, framed and hung on his wall."

Don't make fun of Bob's certificates of participation!!!

Dude (NOT Jeff Barkes) said...

So what happened to thebobshow? Did it get canceled? :-)

Anonymous said...

No more Bob.TV!

Anonymous said...

they could fit bobs fat ass on the screen

Anonymous said...

i mean couldnt

Anonymous said...

"Columbuzz server needs maintenance, hardware malfunction is the problem. We hope to be up soon."

COLUMBUZZ NEED TO GO AWAY! TRASH. IT'S NOTHING BUT TRASH!

Dude (NOT Jeff Barkes) said...

Watched some of the videos and that has to be one of the worst shows I've ever seen. Did he ever get a phone call or is he still waiting?

Anonymous said...

LOL! That dumb-ass is probably still waiting...

Merc said...

The only calls he got were from two of his regular Bob-O-Bots.
He cancelled his own show because the most viewers he ever got at one time was maybe 8, and half of those were people like me who only tuned in to watch the freak show in action.

It wouldn't surprise me if Columbuzzed traffic has dwindled down to a minimal audience. Especially since every story authored by Bob is just the same old blabber with a different title.

Dude (NOT Jeff Barkes) said...

I suppose he blames the failure of his show on the fact that he's a Democrat, just like his failed elections.

Anonymous said...

I agree with both posts. No on would watch Bob except for a good laugh, and yes, Bob is no reporter, a stupid, idiotic moron perhaps, but no reporter.

Anonymous said...

Actually Dude (NOT Jeff Barkes) Bob's little website is not performing as well as your blog.

http://www.websitetrafficspy.com/ath.cx

Anonymous said...

That link only provides data for the entire domain of ath.cx.
It does not show statistics for the specific website of Columbuzzed.

Anonymous said...

If Bigmouth Bob speaks while his website is down, does he make a noise?

Dude (NOT Jeff Barkes) said...

"He canceled his own show because the most viewers he ever got at one time was maybe 8, and half of those were people like me who only tuned in to watch the freak show in action."

So the other 4 people were actually entertained, or were they just using his show as a sleep aid?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
That link only provides data for the entire domain of ath.cx.
It does not show statistics for the specific website of Columbuzzed.
November 14, 2010 2:59 PM
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No shi7 Sherlock. Look at the NUMBERS FOR THE WHOLE DOMAIN. They are still LESS THAN THIS BLOG!

Hello?

Anonymous said...

The chart above is phony. A zero was added to each figure.
The link above shows readers in the thousands Watson.

Anonymous said...

Daily Pageviews for Ath.cx

3,126,613 per month

102,793 per day

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

The chart above is phony. A zero was added to each figure.
The link above shows readers in the thousands Watson.
November 14, 2010 6:09 PM
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Whatever, Bob!

Anonymous said...

Correction: those are monthly and daily users.

These are the pageviews:

Daily Pageviews

23,230,730 per month

763,750 per day

Anonymous said...

I doubt they ever even hit 40 or 80. Figures are probably totally made up...

Anonymous said...

Columbuzz.net the last 30 days. And these are NOT made up.

Dashboard Oct 14, 2010 - Nov 13, 2010

Site Usage 7,076 Visits

24,806 Pageviews

3.51 Pages/Visit

39.60% Bounce Rate

00:04:55 Avg. Time on Site

22.15% % New Visits

Anonymous said...

Do you dumb-asses think that posting scanner traffic to your Facebook page will create interest? The ONLY reason anyone comes to your stupid fu@ki#g page is to LAUGH at Bob. Your stats will really be down with your "hardware" problems. Piss some more people off.

Anonymous said...

now dude, you KNOW that chart is so unfair, especially since the foob on another site can't for some reason have the ability to keep his site up. bwahahahaha and that is oh so sad....

I Am Mercman said...

If Bob was scheduled to be the subject of a public execution, wow....think of the massive traffic for such an event.

And they could raise a heck of a lot of money having a lottery for the position of Executioner.

Dude (NOT Jeff Barkes) said...

A few points:

- average page views per day for all of columbuzz from their last published stats (assuming they can be believed): around 800

- my average the past 2 weeks: around 500

- some of the columbuzz pageviews per day (50 - 100) were from me. I was driving the ratings of Bob's trustee articles down to 2 or less by rating them multiple times. You can do this as long as you use a different browser session each time. You know what they say in Chicago, vote early, vote often.

- it would be interesting to see their traffic just before they went down. Since the election is over, I'll bet it has gone down.

Anonymous said...

We're averaging 826 visitors a day the past 30 days.

And it's been real slow the past 5 days since we started having technical troubles.

Your data is made up. Ours is real.

I'm guessing you might get 40 or 50 a day, on a good day.

Anonymous said...

Columbuzz.net the 7 days before the election:
2,293 Visits
8,463 Pageviews
3.69 Pages/Visit 41.13% Bounce Rate
00:04:20 Avg. Time on Site
19.93% % New Visits

Columbuzz.net since the election, 14 days, and remember we have been down for the past 4 or 5 days:
2,758 Visits
9,899 Pageviews
3.59 Pages/Visit 34.84% Bounce Rate
00:05:57 Avg. Time on Site
22.41% % New Visits

Anonymous said...

Columbuzz.net the past 5 days, even asmuch as we have been down, 95% of the time.

511 Visits
1,949 Pageviews
3.81 Pages/Visit 34.44% Bounce Rate
00:06:11 Avg. Time on Site
24.27% % New Visits

Now show your REAL stats.

Dude (NOT Jeff Barkes) said...

"Your data is made up. Ours is real. I'm guessing you might get 40 or 50 a day, on a good day."

How would you know if my data is made up or not? Why should I believe your stats? You could have typed in any numbers you wanted. If I was going to fake my data, wouldn't I have faked it so that it looked like my stats were better than columbuzz? And if I'm only getting 40 or 50 a day, then why do you even visit my site and comment? What's the point?

Dude (NOT Jeff Barkes) said...

Columbuzz "pageviews" per day:

Last 30 days: 826
Last 14 days: 707
Last 5 days: 390

Not a good trend!

Anonymous said...

Bob Who !!

Anonymous said...

In Bob's delusional world which includes lies, cheating and monumental talk of how great Bob is, of course his dumb little website is grand. Forget the fact it's down more than it's up.

Anonymous said...

First, there's no way Bob's data is "real".
Second, who cares what the traffic is on either site. It would only matter if paid advertising was being utilized.
Third, some visitors visit several times per day.
Fourth, taking third into consideration, Bob probably spends hours reloading the site in order to drive his own stats up.
Fifth, nobody gives a hoot in Hell.

Dude (NOT Jeff Barkes) said...

"Second, who cares what the traffic is on either site. It would only matter if paid advertising was being utilized. Fifth, nobody gives a hoot in Hell."

I agree. I just enjoy proving Bob wrong, since he "guesses" that only 5 or 6 people visit this site. Also, paid advertising is still in dispute on columbuzz. I've seen conflicting statements from Bob and Jeremy.

Anonymous said...

Proving Bob wrong is so much fun! It's also so damned easy!

Anonymous said...

Columbuzz will be a success when Bob can stop cleaning out toilets at Shelby and start reporting full-time.