Snitching Powers

When someone blew the whistle on Bob's brother for his pyramid scheme, here is part of Bob's response to him:

"You have snitched on him. You have done your good deed for the day. Let the
popel you snitched to do their job.

Now, I think I saw a 75 year old woman jaywalk on the next street over. Why don't you go have her arrested and thrown in prison?

When you grow up you will realize how idiotic this is. You should use your snitching powers for something more important. Like shoplifters at Walmart. Go check it out. They could use real assholes like you."

Ah, the irony.  Bob is using HIS snitching powers to bust people who park illegally at Walmart.  And he just can't stand it when someone blows the whistle on him or his family.

By the way, you can read the entire email thread here:  http://groups.yahoo.com/group/barthcoyoungdems/message/1516