Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Would You Trust This Person?

Would you trust a person that:
  • Promotes pyramid schemes on his website
  • Defends his brother when he was caught running a pyramid scheme
  • Attempts to sell an odometer tampering device whose sole purpose is to defraud
  • Falls for Internet Get Rich Quick schemes, hoaxes, and scams
  • Claims that he doesn't lie, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary
  • Requires all others to be civil to him but he can be as uncivil as he pleases
  • Believes that the moon landings were faked and that national heroes like Neil Armstrong are liars
  • Promotes violence against women
  • Threatens people with violence
  • Thinks that jaywalking is equivalent to fraud

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The perfect politician!

Oh wait....he can't get elected.

He's on the Animaal Rights Commission, or was...or something.
But the animals didn't vote him in.
I doubt they want Bob to have anything to do with them.
Ask his dead dog Shelby, who bit his "master" while Bob was on his webcam.
Funny stuff.