Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Jeremy the Media Mogul

http://columbus1.ath.cx/index.php?news=5776

Jeremy wrote on columbuzz: "Now, granted it should have been done already but a little motivation is always needed for people to do anything. While we are looked at as competitor to the local paper;"

I literally laughed out loud when I read this.  Jeremy, get a grip.  You are NOT looked at as a competitor to the local paper, at least not by those of us with functioning brains.  Delusional.

"instead of working together they now ALL of a sudden have the idea of doing a story on potholes. I would reckon to bet we were the reason for the article, but likely it will be dismissed as another fluke and it has been in the works for some time."

Laughing again.  Like they would really want to work with columbuzz.  Why would they want to destroy their credibility?  And I'm positive that you were NOT the reason for the article.  Bob and his bots desperately need to join the real world.  Bob will probably blame Fred and Rodney for all of the potholes in the county.

14 comments:

Perry White said...

Maybe Jeremy could/should advise "us" where we can pickup the daily Published Edition of Columbuzz.

Obviously, as frequently mentioned here, "Delusionalists" reign supreme at Columbuzzardsland.

Jimmy Olsen said...

Good point, Chief!

Anonymous said...

There are stories about potholes every spring in just about every city in the Midwest. Columbuzz is acting like they just invented the light bulb. I can just hear them now.

"hey I hear there's a football game called the Superbowl. Someone should write a story about that. "

"Brilliant!! I bet we'll get a Pulitzer for this idea!"

Anonymous said...

FROM COLUMBUZZED - "This past weekend we decided to create a reporting tool allowing people to report what they see and where they have seen it.

Reminds us of the Beverly Hillbillies, there is black gold up in them hills - or there are potholes everywhere in Columbus."



Beverly Hillbillies?
Black Gold?
??????????????????????????????????????????


Their sense of humor is strange and senseless.

Delusional Dave said...

Dude, you have got to stop posting this insanity...I cannot stop laughing.......

"Now, granted it should have been done already but a little motivation is always needed for people to do anything. While we are looked at as competitor to the local paper;"

Jeremy Kirtz? Columscum? Competitor to THE REPUBLIC!!!!


R O F L M F A O A H M S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Jeremy is a little hottie. Too bad he's so damn dumb!

Perry White - Daily Planet said...

Great Caesar's Ghost, next the Republic will be writing about moldy bread and people without stickers parking in the Handicapped parking places. What has this world gone to? AND DON'T CALL ME CHIEF!!!

Peter Parker said...

Mr. White, would you give a job to a photographer from a rival newspaper? J. Jonah Jameson pays lousily and not only do I need to eat, but pay on my college loans. Thanks, Peter.

Lois Lane said...

I just the weirdest email from some sicko named Bob Freeman.........

Anonymous said...

Lois, I know that isn't true. You are not a teenager. Jimmy Olsen might have gotten an email from Bob....

Anonymous said...

Or Jeremy. I see why Bob likes him so much.

Anonymous said...

I think it's time we zeroed in on Jeremy Kirtz. He claims to live in Hammond and also claims COLUMSCUM's server is based in Hammond. The latter is not true, the server is in Arizona.

Kirtz claims Hammond as home yet there are reasons to doubt this. The phone number for COLUMSCUM is based out of Patoka, Indiana in southern Indiana.

Kirtz is probably sitting in some double-wide running his fledgling web-site from any myriad of anonymous proxies.

Anonymous said...

He runs around Columbus with a digital camera taking pictures of traffic accidents.

Anonymous said...

"You are NOT looked at as a competitor to the local paper, at least not by those of us with functioning brains."

No wonder some of the people there believe it.