Bob Freeman Arrested for Violating Scout Law

By Dude, Dude News Correspondent

Bob Freeman, a former Boy Scout leader, was arrested in an early morning raid Tuesday at his residence, 3225 Lilac Ct., by officers from the Boy Scout Law Enforcement Division (BSLED).  "The operation went down flawlessly", said Jeff Mercman, the head of BSLED.  "Mr. Freeman was found in his backyard trying to put out fires by throwing money on them."  Mr. Freeman is being charged with violating six tenets of the Boy Scout Law:  trustworthy, friendly, courteous, kind, cheerful, and reverent.  "We're pretty sure he has violated all twelve, but we only have proof of six violations at this time", said Mr. Mercman.  "More charges are possible in the coming days as we gather more evidence.  Fortunately, we were able to gather most of our evidence from his rantings on his website."  Jeremy Kirtz, a fellow moderator at Mr. Freeman's website, declined comment.  "I'm too busy deleting comments on my, I mean Bob's, website and tracing IP addresses to talk to you at this time", said Mr. Kirtz.  At his arraignment on Wednesday morning, Mr. Freeman attacked the prosecutor screaming "Show the proof wise ass!  You're a lying jerk!  Come on smart ass, show us your so-called proof or shut your trap!  You're all talk!  An asshole with a mouth!"  He was immediately charged with contempt of court and removed from the courtroom.