Bob Freeman Seminar on Professionalism

Hello, my name is Bob Freeman and we'll be presenting today's seminar on civility and professionalism, as we are self-appointed experts on the subject.  Let's begin with some examples.  Suppose that someone disagrees with you on a subject, we have found that the following responses work best, especially the name calling ones:

"You know, as dense as you are, it doesn't look to me like you quite know how to absorb the facts."
"Bite my ass."
"You're all talk. An asshole with a mouth."
"Good luck Nimrod."
"You're either too stupid or too stubborn to absorb the proof."
"Show the proof wise ass. You're a lying jerk."
"Come on smart ass, show us your so-called proof or shut your trap."
"I would enjoy seeing him beat you to a pulp."
"Just hope I never learn your identity."
"That doesn't make her a bitch or a monster?"
"If you have any balls you will leave it up. If not, shove this site up your ass."
"Oh no, I believe he IS an idiot and they ARE monsters."
"Why don't they simply stop being rude, condescending monsters?"
"And these monsters are in charge of our system?" 
"What an idiot."
"Roxanne was said to be a bitch a few times"
"There is a difference between a bitch and a whore"
"You want to be a dickhead?"

So when you have a lame argument and you are called out by someone, we believe the best strategy is to attempt to discredit the person by calling them names.  It works great when you are able to delete any dissenting statements, like we do on our website.  Thank you for coming and don't forget your complimentary Bob Freeman for Trustee shopping bag on your way out.