Friday, October 22, 2010

Bob Freeman Creating New Scouting Organization

By Dude, Dude News Correspondent

Since Bob Freeman was booted out of the Boy Scouts recently after his arrest for violating the Boy Scout Law, he announced on Friday that he is creating a new scouting organization called the Bob Scouts.  According to Mr. Freeman, Bob Scouts, also to be known as Bob-o-bots, will follow their own law.  The Bob Scout Law will be as follows:

A Bob Scout is:
  • petty
  • vindictive
  • paranoid
  • untrustworthy
  • rude
  • crude
  • delusional
  • angry
  • cowardly
  • irreverent
  • incompetent
  • ignorant

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