Saturday, December 25, 2010

Bob the Ejrk?

"That is simply a difference in opinion between admins here. I don't write policy here. We have a couple of people who do that. I didn't write the FAQs either. I have never even read them."

In other words, I don't write policy here, I don't read policy here, but I enforce policy here.

"Jeremy and Herman both think people should use a full name, even if a phony one. And use the same name everytime they post.  I disagree. I think anonymous is anonymous. And if someone wants to be Sally one time and Jill the next, that's fine."

You really expect people to believe this?  You can't stand it that I remain anonymous.

"Where it gets bad is when people come in to stir and use all sorts of names to make it look like there are a lot of people who have the same opinion."

Because we all know that there are only three people in the world that have the same negative opinion about Bob:  Merc, Dude, and Jeff Barkes.  Everyone else loves him, except of course the 65% of the voters that voted against him, for the fifth time.

"And that's fine too, until they do as a couple of jerks do on a regular basis. They only want to attack everything I post. No matter what, they want to tear it apart. They even built a couple of other websites to do nothing but attack me and this website."

That's because almost everything you post is hypocritical nonsense.

"They have no life so they can do that there. I won't allow it here.  We aren't here for that."

I have a great life Bob, especially since I didn't have to go out and buy a new hard drive for Christmas.

"I suspect those ejrks are behind the reason for this article. But I don't know."

What are ejrks?  You don't know anything, Bob.  You should just admit it.

"The only 'tracking' we do on IP addresses is when we notice a pattern of troublemaking posts coming from the same IP address under different names and it appears to be troublemakers.  Then I look the address up on google and if it is one of those hidden IP site addresses, I delete their posts."

Troublemakers = those who disagree with me and make me look like an idiot

"Or I write an article like this one to let others know what is going on."

Bob, you have no clue what's going on.

"And we don't really care who it is. We simply want the troublemakers to stay away so we can have civil debate and discussion."

Yes you do care.  That's why you're obsessed with the "troublemakers".  And I'm still waiting for your definition of civil.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ejrk?

Bob's bowel contents backed-up into his Medulla Oblongata causing synapses blockage.
He'll have Herman take a look at it as soon as Herman is finished trying to incinerate Bob's old hard drive with his Christina Aguillera disposable lighter.

Or maybe his keyboard is just gummed up from his frequent escapades on Interpals.net, every time his wife goes out shopping.

NotDudeNotJeffBarkesNotMerc said...

That is simply a difference in opinion between admins here. I don't write policy here. We have a couple of people who do that. I didn't write the FAQs either. I have never even read them."

Doesn't he mean F&Qs?

"Jeremy and Herman both think people should use a full name, even if a phony one. And use the same name everytime they post. I disagree. I think anonymous is anonymous. And if someone wants to be Sally one time and Jill the next, that's fine."

That is ignorant. Okay, my name is Bite Me.

"Where it gets bad is when people come in to stir and use all sorts of names to make it look like there are a lot of people who have the same opinion."

This from someone who has admitted more than once that he likes to stir.

"And that's fine too, until they do as a couple of jerks do on a regular basis. They only want to attack everything I post. No matter what, they want to tear it apart. They even built a couple of other websites to do nothing but attack me and this website."

Could it be because Bob is repeatedly wrong? What is the other site?

"They have no life so they can do that there. I won't allow it here. We aren't here for that."

Bob must not either since he has nothing to do except take pictures of people parking in Handicapped places.

"The only 'tracking' we do on IP addresses is when we notice a pattern of troublemaking posts coming from the same IP address under different names and it appears to be troublemakers. Then I look the address up on google and if it is one of those hidden IP site addresses, I delete their posts."

So now he deletes anyone who uses a proxy?

"Or I write an article like this one to let others know what is going on."

Translation: To play the martyr and garner sympathy.

"And we don't really care who it is. We simply want the troublemakers to stay away so we can have civil debate and discussion."

Translation: We don't want to be cornered and our ignorance made obvious.

Dude (NOT Jeff Barkes) said...

"What is the other site?"

I believe he is referring to Mercman's site: http://bobfreemankingoftheworld.blogspot.com/

NotDudeNotJeffBarkesNotMerc said...

I thought that might be it. I've had a lot to say, maybe I should make one and then we'll have three. :)