Saturday, December 25, 2010

Bob Translation

Michelle wrote on columbuzz:  "Bob, if you don't care why is this article even here?"

Bob answered:  "Michelle, it's here to let people know that some of these posts are from the same location.  I think the article is pretty clear"

Translation:  I can't argue with your logic Michelle so I'll just ignore your comments and pretend that my article is perfectly clear, which it isn't. It's actually incomprehensible and filled with my insane rantings, but I was hoping no one would notice. I pretend that I want civil debate on the subject and that I want to hear both sides of the story, but I'm not capable of civil debate and the only true side of the story is my side.

2 comments:

Phantom said...

Debate?

DEBATE????

We all know that Bob is not the least bit interested in debating.
His focus is always to impose his opinion (as FACT), by lying, assuming, mudslinging, faking/editing/deleting comments, creating faux e-mails and phone tips, just to name a few of his immoral, childish, deceitful, punk-ass tactics.

It's Bob's Way or the Highway.

His definition of 'debate' comes from the same place as his definitions of 'fact', 'proof', 'threat', 'truth', etc.

Historically, persons with direction such as Bob's, usually end up being publicly executed, or committing suicide...

...or most likely in Bob's case, being forgotten or never becoming significant or relevant to anything, or anyone to begin with.

DEBATE?
Bob might as well demand admission into the Mensa Society due to his 'intelligentablicity'.


ATTENTION BOB!

QUIT SNIFFING YOUR FINGER AND TAKE CARE OF THAT CLEAN-UP ON AISLE 7!

AND TUCK YOUR SHIRT IN!!!!

LOLOLOL

Dude (NOT Jeff Barkes) said...

Bob wrote: "Sometimes it's hard to sort out the personal attacks and still have an even debate."

Oh come on Bob, it's simple. If someone agrees with you, just about anything goes. If they don't, then any hint of sarcasm or a personal attack gets deleted.