FREEMAN the FOOL WROTE: "During the campaign, I had heard that the day after the election my computer would be taken and I would be sued for slander, libel, and misrepresentation of an idiot fire chief. I still have the computer but I replaced that hard drive for no reason, apparently."
No reason? Your reasons were FEAR-GUILT-GULLIBILITY.
I can just picture Frantic Freeman trembling like a girl as he tries to seek information on how to remove his hard drive. And as it is being replaced, by him or some dorky moron he recruited from Columbuzzania, beads of sweat break out over Bob's entire body, cast about his computer/masochism room of cheap, generic, faux, framed Outstanding Humanitarian Award Certificates on the walls, as he jerks his scared, paranoid head from side to side at every perceived little noise in the belief that they have finally come to take him away. LMAO
BOBBY-NO-KNOBBY blurts: "...the firefighters had to sign a paper that said if they go to www.columbuzz.net they will be fired! That's about 40 of my best readers who'll have to go underground to learn the truth."
This begs for so many replies, but all I can do is struggle to type these words as I laugh so hard that I may have to sue Bob Freeman and Columbuzz for causing me to develop an Inguinal Hernia!
FOOT IN HIS MOUTH FREEMAN UTTERS: "I wonder what happens if you ever get caught with old titty pics of the chiefs wife....."
You just told on yourself, Sobby Bobby. Replacing you hard drive was smart for you to do. Even dumbies get lucky sometimes. Right? Right? RIGHT, BOB?
I think that someday, hopefully in a secluded area, Bob's head will spontaneously explode.
Too bad there will be no trace of brain splatter to be found, but the sound of the explosion will surely echo over hill and dale.
The paper signing thing never happened in REAL life, but it happened in Bob's mind. Many ridiculous and outlandish things happen there. There is so much empty space available, and it's the only way Bob knows how to utilize such massive vacancy.
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FREEMAN the FOOL WROTE:
"During the campaign, I had heard that the day after the election my computer would be taken and I would be sued for slander, libel, and misrepresentation of an idiot fire chief.
I still have the computer but I replaced that hard drive for no reason, apparently."
No reason?
Your reasons were FEAR-GUILT-GULLIBILITY.
I can just picture Frantic Freeman trembling like a girl as he tries to seek information on how to remove his hard drive. And as it is being replaced, by him or some dorky moron he recruited from Columbuzzania, beads of sweat break out over Bob's entire body, cast about his computer/masochism room of cheap, generic, faux, framed Outstanding Humanitarian Award Certificates on the walls, as he jerks his scared, paranoid head from side to side at every perceived little noise in the belief that they have finally come to take him away. LMAO
BOBBY-NO-KNOBBY blurts:
"...the firefighters had to sign a paper that said if they go to www.columbuzz.net they will be fired!
That's about 40 of my best readers who'll have to go underground to learn the truth."
This begs for so many replies, but all I can do is struggle to type these words as I laugh so hard that I may have to sue Bob Freeman and Columbuzz for causing me to develop an Inguinal Hernia!
FOOT IN HIS MOUTH FREEMAN UTTERS:
"I wonder what happens if you ever get caught with old titty pics of the chiefs wife....."
You just told on yourself, Sobby Bobby.
Replacing you hard drive was smart for you to do. Even dumbies get lucky sometimes.
Right?
Right?
RIGHT, BOB?
I think that someday, hopefully in a secluded area, Bob's head will spontaneously explode.
Too bad there will be no trace of brain splatter to be found, but the sound of the explosion will surely echo over hill and dale.
Well....by his own words, he thinks that TRUTH is learned only at Columbuzz and....
...underground. ???? LOLOLOL
The paper signing thing never happened in REAL life, but it happened in Bob's mind. Many ridiculous and outlandish things happen there. There is so much empty space available, and it's the only way Bob knows how to utilize such massive vacancy.
Why does Bob automatically believe everything his anonymous sources tell him?
"I still have the computer but I replaced that hard drive for no reason, apparently."
Um, I thought everything Bob writes is the TRUTH and nothing but the TRUTH. Why would he need to replace his hard drive?
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