Friday, December 24, 2010

Bob is a Riot

Bob wrote on columbuzz:

"Michelle, we don't know who is posting. I simply showed that those remarks came from the same location."

Simply showed?  LOL!

"IP addresses change from location to location.  It could be several people posting from the same computer, like at a library, or a CHURCH."

Well, church is in all caps, so we all know what that means.  It must be true.

"And we don't track IP addresses. I simply noticed different people posting from the same one."

LOL again!  We don't track IP addresses!

"We have no way of knowing who did the post. Nor do we care."

If you don't care, then why write an entire article about it!

"Disgusted, we aren't all idiots here, and all the idiots aren't here."

I agree with the second statement, but I have to 100% disagree with the first one.

"Bashing? Telling the truth about someone is bashing them? Do you work ayt the Trustees office? They think the same thing."

Here we go again. Bob just can't let it go. You lost! Get over it!

It was a HATE CRIME.

Please, get over yourself.  If that's a hate crime, then so are your comments on this blog.

"If we had a police department with someone smart enough to know what a hate crime was, he would probably be in jail now."

Bob is now bashing the police.  Firemen, EMTs, and now policemen.  Smart move Bob.  I'm sure they're much too busy investigating people who sell odometer tampering devices.

"It deeply hurt those it was intended to hurt,and their families."

What a hypocrite!

"What was done was illegal."

No it wasn't.  It was just stupid.  But advertising and selling odometer tampering devices is definitely illegal.

"What was done was over the line."

Almost everything you do is over the line, Bob.

"Now the whole world is going to know about this group called Milestone Ministries and their harmless fun they seem to want to spread around."

Wow, the whole world visits columbuzz!

"Hang on to your shorts Disgusting. We're going to help them spread some of their harmless fun. People will enjoy this."

More threats from Bob.   I've heard this one before.

1 comment:

Phantom said...

Well, Dude has beaten me to the punch, but I'll contribute my comments just so I can get this awful taste out of my mouth.......

This is lengthy, but may amuse some, and it is therapeutic for me. (Freemanitis gives me the runs.)

The Amazing and Incredible Bob Freeman Speaks:
"It was a HATE CRIME. If we had a police department with someone smart enough to know what a hate crime was, he would probably be in jail now."

Now it's a Hate Crime...this alleged incident is growing like the fungus in Bob's Underoos.
We now know it is a Hate Crime, because Bob the Wizard says so. Bob is much smarter and more perceptive than trained law enforcement, and regular, common folk.

Bobanoid continues to spew,
"It deeply hurt those it was intended to hurt,and their families."

This revelation comes from one who knows...he's been there-done that. His M.O., basically.

Bob on My Knob keeps on ticking,
"...Susan gets blamed for the Coulmubuzz(sic) article that she had NOTHING to do with.
With that blame comes some sick ritualistic dance that interrupts her services."


People are being blamed for articles posted on Columbuzz?
HEAVENS TO MURGATROID!
An article posted, or allowed to be posted, on Columbuzz was the DIRECT CAUSE of an unseemly event and immoral behavior? Somebody should Blow the Whistle on such a shenaniganistic website!

As if reading from the same old dog-eared, tired script, Boob Freeman projects...(he can't help himself),
"What was done was illegal.
What was done was wrong.
What was done is documented FACT.
What was done was recorded.
What was done was over the line."


The World is Bob's looking glass.
He is rubber, all others are glue.
Everything bounces off of him and sticks to whomever falls in line with the trajectory of his fat, stubby little index finger.

And right on cue...
"Hang on to your shorts..." "We're going to help them spread some of their harmless fun.
People will enjoy this."


I hate it when I'm told that one of my favorite old reruns will be airing soon, but it ends up being pre-empted by a newer, and more exciting e-mail, or phone call that triggers the Bat Signal.

Ho-hum.

Film at 11:00.