Sunday, December 5, 2010

Bob and the Golden Rule

Bob wrote on columbuzz:  "A few have told me that I'm the most Christian atheist that they ever met. LOL I try to live my life by the golden rule. I try to treat people well. I think that's what matters most."

Wow, I think I'm going to throw up. I can't believe that Bob is this delusional. Let me revise your statement Bob to make it more believable:

A delusional few have told me that I'm the most Christian atheist that they ever met.  I FAIL to live my life by the golden rule. I FAIL to treat people well.

By the way, since I wrote FAIL in caps, it must be true.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

um... isn't that a touch contradictory from the rants in the previous blog post?

Anonymous said...

Depends on which Bob is posting. He definitely has multiple personalities.

Anonymous said...

Bob also said "I feel that belief fills a huge void for many people."

Bob, you ARE a huge void!

Anonymous said...

He's been talking to his imaginary friends again.

Dude said...

I'm being entirely serious with this comment. If any of Bob's friends or family members read this, please stage an intervention with Bob immediately. He needs to be evaluated by a mental health professional ASAP. He will most likely deny that anything is wrong with him and that everyone else has a problem. This is a classic symptom of bipolar.

Anonymous said...

Bipolar and depression. I am serious as well when I say I am concerned about him and the community during the holidays. This can be a rough time for some people and what I read on this blog today is not funny. It really isn't.

Bob has to be under an enormous amount of pressure, granted he brings it all on himself, but I, for one, would rather something be done before something bad happens.

Anonymous said...

Bob, seriously bro, stop subjecting yourself to this constant ridicule. Get OFF of the internet for awhile. Try it for a week. Stay off the porn sites, stay off of Columscum and leave us alone as well.

Take a well deserved vacation with your loved one. Stop living your life, just for awhile, through the computer and try some human inter-action. Your outlook will probably change and I will bet you will be a much happier person because you are clearly miserable.

Maybe take the wife and go to Brown County for a couple of days. There are some nice hotels, perhaps you could visit the park.

People, generally, do not want to loathe you but you just make it so easy and it becomes a revolving door. You will not win this way bro. You come across as a complete jerk and whether you are or not, perception is everything.

Innocent Bystander said...

And PLEASE! PLEASE!

Don't read "The Catcher in the Rye!"

In the book The Catcher in the Rye the main character is Holden Caulfield. Holden is not able to survive in everyday society. He keeps failing at everything he attempts. His problems begin at school. He was sent away to school and then he flunks out of school after school. He refuses to do his work or try. He is not liked by anyone and has no real friends, because he is strange and isolates himself. He is angry, dissatisfied and frustrated with everything around him. He blames everyone else for his problems. He uses the word “phony” to show why everyone around him is wrong and he is right. If he does not agree with someone, then they are wrong and he calls them a phony. He cannot face that maybe he is the one that is wrong. He is always escaping his responsibilities.

I just read that back to myself.
I got a chill up my spine.

Anonymous said...

Serial Killers
Numerous murderers, usually of the deranged madman variety, have been big fans of The Catcher in the Rye. Most well-known is Mark David Chapman, the man who killed John Lennon. This is altogether unsurprising.

Catcher is about loneliness and alienation, focusing on an unpleasant main character who doesn’t realize how unpleasant he is. Holden is a sympathetic tragic figure. This kind of story would naturally appeal to a certain broad region in “people-space”. A subset of that region contains the kind of people who murder pop culture icons in parks for vague reasons.

Public Broadcast System said...

Bob Freeman should be under surveillance or under supervision.

This is not a test.

Anonymous said...

Columscum.net rules?

Are you in high school? Probably.

NotDudeNotJeffBarkesNotMerc said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DIETlxquzY&feature=related

Dude said...

"I seriously don't know how you have a life"

I have a great life, thanks for asking.

"The sad thing is no one knows this site exist and everyone know columbuzz is there."

YOU know this site exists. Define everyone. Is that everyone in the world, Columbus, your house, your head?

"I have so many friends who love columbuzz"

Imaginary friends don't count, sorry.

"Columbuzz.net rules"

I think you meant to type "Columbuzz.net RULZ!" Remember, it's not true unless it's in all caps.

Anonymous said...

Bob wrote on columbuzz: "A few have told me that I'm the most Christian atheist that they ever met. LOL I try to live my life by the golden rule. I try to treat people well. I think that's what matters most."

hmm... now i wonder what part of the golden rule bobs latest comment falls under? well, i guess one good thing is that he is working for a great insanity plea, and from reading some of his rants, it sadly seems legit, he is friggin nuts. it is a good thing he is not in office.

Anonymous said...

Little Bobby Freeman said...
"Fred Barkes is a nasty, no good bitch that needs to be thrown out of office!

This is one more dispicable thing that proves what I tried to tell everyone during the campaign."



Can anyone say, "sour grapes"?

'dispicable'???? LOL Bob said dispicable LOL

Anonymous said...

Bob is despicable. Wonder if he looks in the mirror? If you can find a mirror big enough Bob, stand in front of and look at yourself.